May 2013
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 19th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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here's hoping
That if the Giants make it to the World Series again this year, the Blue Jays DO NOT MAKE IT.
May 16th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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May 11th
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clientsfromhell: After the client asked specifically for cool colors… Client: Can you put some cool reds in there? Me: Red is usually considered very warm. Me: Any colour can be cool, with the right attitude.
May 10th
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Things I Say While Driving
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going the speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 8th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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how my nights have been going as of late
7pm: Let’s listen to the Yankee game! 10pm: It’s time to put on the Giants game! 10pm-11:59pm - Giants game is happening! 12am - I should lie down and start falling asleep while listening to the Giants game. 12:20am - Drifting asleep to the dulcet tones of Jon & Dave while listening to the Giants game. Men get on base without me realizing how, I miss entire at-bats.  12:45am - The...
May 5th
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May 5th
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May 4th
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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Right now my most played Hanson song of the past few months is “Zombie” and I am not ashamed. KICK HIM IN THE FACE! THEN PUNCH HIM IN THE NUTS! THEN SHOOT HIM IN THE BRAIN! NOW SCREAM! 
May 3rd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 1st
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May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2013
98 posts
Apr 30th
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FYI Hanson Is Still Fine As Hell, Has Great Hair →
IMPORTANT PSA. Buzzfeed gets it. 
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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